Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tenants

An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens
> the door.
> > "I want a place to stay", said the ant.
> > "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for
> free of cost", said the > owner.
> > Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.
> After some days, the ant
> brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can > you please allow this
> ant to stay along with me".
> > "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent"
> said the owner.
> > After some days the ant brought one more ant and
> requested the owner to > allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it
> without asking for any
> rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant
> and owner agrees for
> it. On one fine day, the ant brought in 10th ant
> and requested the owner
> to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it.
> > The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you > need to pay rent".
> > Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent
> when the tenth ant came
> in?
> > Scroll down for the answer
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Ø Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)

What happens wen lion roars ?

Q. What happens wen lion roars ?

A. Tom n Jerry begins

Joke on Scientist

Once , newton , pascal and einstein were playing hide n seek. it was einstein's den. after counting to 10 .... einstein started searching. newton was standing in a one by one metre square. einstein said, "newton, u're out!".newton replied," no . i m not. i m pascal".einstein asked ,"how?". newton replied ,"i m newton per metre sqaure .... hence i m pascal!".

What happens when one mole of Sodium and 2 moles of Barium react together??? . . . . . . . . .

What happens when one mole of Sodium and 2 moles of Barium react together??? . . . . . . . . .

You get a banana!! As per Periodic Table

Barium: Ba

Sodium: Na

Why was Santa Singh frustated wen he saw his twin children?

Why was Santa Singh frustated wen he saw his twin children?.... . . . .

Bcoz he didnt know who was the father of the second child...

Why is FIRE Engine RED in color?

Ques: Why is FIRE Engine RED in color?










Ans : FIRE Engine has LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS are to be climed on FOOT. FOOT is measured by a RULER. RULER can be a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP. SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES have FINS. The people of FINLAND are called FINS. The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED. So FIRE Engine is RED in color.....